You were playing in your pool out back today, and when you had finished, you started wandering around the yard. You found a nice pile of dried grass, which you sat in and then sorted into piles, and when you stood up… this. Oh, dear.
(My title today is less than classy, I apologize, but it makes me laugh. As did the potential title “thank you,” as my Dad jokingly says “grassy-ass” for “gracias.”)